1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

"...[Even-]tually Jermyn asked and obtained permission to train the animal,..." -H.P. Lovecraft, The Late Arthur Jerymn And His Family - The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories.

2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

An old label-less pill bottle filled with Japanese Yen coins.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

James Bond - Never Say Never Again, on one of the showtime channels

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

4:06

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
4:02

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Cars passing the railroad tracks

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Half an Hour ago to visit my friend Frank and go get Halo Wars.

8. Before you started this survey,
what did you look at?

Dresden Codak's art gallery and one shot comics

9. What are you wearing?

Red Hawaiian shirt with cream colored flowers on it, cargo pants, and socks.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes, I had a dream that the food that we had picked up for dinner from the deli was cold, even though we told them to heat it up. We all made a collective effort and threw it back into the sun to warm it up...

11. When did you last laugh?

Back at my friend's house

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Jackson Pollock style splattered paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?

A guy standing outside of a Quiznos sandwich place in an inflatable 16 ounce drink costume

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Interesting

15. What is the last film you saw?

If by film you mean in theater movie?.....Crap, I can't even remember. The departed maybe?

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Sennheiser HD 800 headpones, My animated series, a Rickenbacker 370 12 string electric guitar, a 1964 Gibson EB-0, and an Odachi of exceptional quality, forged in the traditional Japanese style of swordmaking, a house in Prague, Japan, and perhaps one in somewhere in Italy.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about

I'm trying to teach myself how to play the Theremin.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

The sad, sad state of television and its crap-tacular programming.

19. Do you like to dance?

I've been known to dance for reasons ranging from fun to getting extra credit on biology tests.

20. George Bush:

Nobody says Nuclear quite like he does.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

I'm having a hard time imagining having any kids at this point.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Same as above

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Japan would be amazing, as would most countries in Europe.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?

When I get there, I want him to apologize for taking so little time in creating the world and being so lazy, and as he bends over, say "here, everybody gets one free kick"


As for tagging people...I tag no one!